Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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