yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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