I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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