I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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