covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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