I hate your face
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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