Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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