Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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