Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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