I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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