I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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