Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
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i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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