i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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