420 ftw
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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