Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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