Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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