I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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