If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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