I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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