I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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