And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Non-Jews are for practice
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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