I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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