i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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