please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We don't watch enough power rangers
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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