Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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