I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Holy shit dude........stairs
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