Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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