Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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