what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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