just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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