we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I think I sprained my soul last night
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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