too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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