I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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