At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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