so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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