i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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