i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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