Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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