Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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