the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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