I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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