I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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