Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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