It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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