who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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