i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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