Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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