ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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