it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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