Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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